Reverse Stockholm Syndrome
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Post by Reverse Stockholm Syndrome on Sept 11, 2003 13:31:00 GMT 10
A psycho guy wanted to beat me up last night for cycling on the footpath. He threatened to hospitalise me if he ever saw me doing it again.
In hindsight, I should have called the police.
Should I:
a) buy a knife
b) buy a baseball bat
c) take up karate
d) forget about it.
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Pete
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Post by Pete on Sept 11, 2003 13:32:07 GMT 10
all four
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PUNKER
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Post by PUNKER on Sept 11, 2003 14:25:12 GMT 10
hahaha ;D
If he does all four, he'll end up riding around with a knife, a baseball bat and new karate skills and not know what he's doing with them....
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Post by Pete on Sept 11, 2003 14:26:39 GMT 10
that'd be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet! go ninja on somebody's punk a.s.s
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Post by Reverse Stockholm Syndrome on Sept 11, 2003 14:38:44 GMT 10
I wish I had ninja skills.  I used to be a fencer. Gosh, I miss stabbing people.  |
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Post by Gav on Sept 11, 2003 16:10:34 GMT 10
- Carrying a concealed knife might be illegal
- a baseball hat is cumbersome
- karate will take ages to learn
You could forget about it OR maybe just not ride on the footpath in that area. |
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Post by Reverse Stockholm Syndrome on Sept 11, 2003 16:16:14 GMT 10
I'm a bit of a pedantic dork who carries around lots of stuff that might be useful. ;D For example, I always carry around a puncture repair kit, tire levers and my bicycle pump. So maybe the baseball bat is a viable option! |
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Post by megaman on Feb 17, 2004 12:49:31 GMT 10
I bought a new cricket bat on Sunday  . |
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